Homemade Chicken Stock (Broth?!)

Is it stock or broth?! I may never figure out the difference. And apparently, there's a big ol' debate on the interwebs amongst the foodies. I just don't care that much. I DO wish, however, that I had one of those beautiful photos of my stock in mason jars. But how would you store that?! WHERE would you store it?! So, I don't have one of those pictures. My way is better anyway, dontcha think? It stores really conveniently, and is super easy to only thaw the amount I need*.

*About a cup. Each "patty" is approximately 1/3c.

I make mine with the leftovers from my roasted chicken. If you wanna make your own stock (broth?!) you should know two important things: it's insanely time consuming...about 5 hours + overnight (but REALLY easy, actually) and don't add salt! This may be the only time you ever here me tell you to hold the salt, BUT this advice came straight from my poppop (whose alfredo recipe, admittedly, will result in you having a heart attack, but he does know his stuff!). And he has good reason for this advice! This way, you can use it in any recipe without worrying about having too much salt in the end product. Ok, so let's get started!

Grab the biggest pot you have. I use my 11-qt Ikea 365+ Stock pot that I got FREE. I had to get there before noon and stand in the longest line EVER, but it was totally worth it. Stick your leftover chicken/chicken pieces in it and cover with an inch or so of water. Note: wings float ;) Bring this to a boil. Icky stuff will rise, skim this off. (Not pictured: icky stuff)

In the meantime, you're going to need to grab some veggies and herbs. Whatever you have on hand should probably do, unless all you have in the fridge is mustard. Mustard most likely won't cut it, but I've never tried it, so don't let me stop you! My standards are carrots, celery, onions, garlic, and bay leaves. On this day, I happened to have some rosemary and parsley, so I added those, as well. There's no hard and fast rule about how many or how much (or at least not one I care about! I'm just a rebel! Livin' on the edge!!!), but I wouldn't use fewer than two carrots/stalks of celery/, three if you have them. I used quite a few bay leaves because mine were tiny, but I'd use at least two of those and onions as well. I KNOW I didn't "measure" the rosemary and parsley.

Chop your veggies up fairly large. An inch/inchandahalf oughta do it. I toss everything in a bowl with the herbs and garlic (confession: I use the garlic in the jar that's already diced) as I go.

Pictured: prettier than icky stuff

Once your water has boiled (and you've removed the aforementioned icky stuff), toss your veggies in, reduce to a simmer, and walk away. Just walk away. Come back every so often to stir and make sure it hasn't heated to above a simmer, but you might as well throw in some laundry, watch some SVU, write a blog post. Whatev. Point is, it's gonna be there, on your stove, for about four hours.

After your entire afternoon has passed, strain the big stuff outta your stock. Kinda icky, but less icky than the floaters from earlier.

And then again through a mesh strainer for the smaller bits. And then refrigerate overnight. All the fat will rise and it'll be a lot easier to skim off. I suppose you don't HAVE to refrigerate it, but like I said, easier. And I'm anal about removing ALL of it (not because I care about fat, but because I'm just insane).

After the fat's been skimmed, one way or another, pull out your muffin tins. Fill each cup with your stock and pop in the freezer. I have a side-by-side, so I'm stuck using 6-cup tins. I flash freeze one tin at a time, then stack the next tin on top with a layer of waxed paper between.

Once they're frozen I pop them out and toss them into a gallon-size freezer bag. I also spray my tins with Pam. I'm fully convinced it takes less prying to get the "patties" out once they're frozen. Martha Stewart claims each one is approximately 1/3 cup. And she's Martha Stewart, so I believe her. This knowledge will come in hand later when you're using a recipe that calls for "1 cup of broth."

When you want to use it, just thaw as many "patties" as needed for your recipe. I've never had any issues with not knowing exactly how much each cup holds. You may need to add a bit more salt to your recipe if your recipe assumes you're starting with canned broth or bouillon cubes.

Ingredients:

Chicken carcass (including wings and whatever pieces you don't plan to use for another recipe)

3 Carrots, peeled and chopped in 1ish inch pieces

3 Stalks of celery, chopped in 1ish inch pieces

2 Onions, chopped in big ol' chunks

2-3 Large bay leaves

2 Tbsp chopped garlic

Fresh herbs on hand

Directions:

Cover leftover chicken/chicken pieces with 1-3 inches of water in large pot. Bring to a boil, skimming fat from surface. While waiting for the water to boil, prepare vegetables by cutting into 1-inch pieces. Reduce heat to low simmer and add vegetables and herbs. Allow to simmer four hours, stirring occasionally. Thoroughly strain solids from broth and throw away. Refrigerate 6-8 hours. Skim fat from top. Refrigerate or, for long-term storage, freeze or can. Makes about 4 quarts.

Freezing suggestion: Use muffin tins to measure out and freeze 1/3 cup portions. Freeze in the tins and move portions to a freezer storage bag.

Lennon's "Imagine" Art

The Girl, if you haven't guessed by now, is a bleeding heart with a strong desire for peace and harmony for all. Naturally, she's a John Lennon fan and his "Imagine" is her anthem. She asked for something Lennon inspired for her room and I'd seen a lot of window frame art (is that a thing?) on Pintrest and took inspiration from that. It was a super simple project and could be adapted to any theme.

What you'll need:

• A picture frame
• Permanent markers
• A traceable image of your choice
• A printer (I guess this is optional...I'm working on the assumption that you're finding your traceable image online)
• A sheet of tissue paper

I used a 10x13 frame I had on hand (bought at Walmart for $5). I had painted the frame white awhile back, so all it took to prep it was cleaning the glass. After that, I did a quick Google image search of the lyrics. Once I found an image we liked, I printed it out in black and white, messing around with the size a bit. It was a matter of trial and error, and I can't be more specific than that because the original image size will make a difference. I think I searched "imagine all the people" because "Imagine" alone got me a lot of pictures of John Lennon. But you could search, oh, I dunno...the words to Rings of Power or a few lines from your favorite video game or the lyrics to Aqua's "Barbie Girl". Whatever's fun for you.

After I had it sized to my liking, I taped it to the back of the glass like so:

Sorry about the flash. I turned it off for the other pictures...not sure what I was doing here!

Then came the fun part...COLORING! Because, be honest, it's still fun. So get out your permanent markers. I traced the outline of each word first and as I went, I replaced the printer paper with tissue paper. The marker is somewhat transparent and against the black ink of the printed image, was a little difficult to see. Same went for when there was nothing behind it. So tissue paper saved the day. Once I'd traced the outlines, I went back over and colored them in. Yay!

Tissue paper to make it easier to see my words

I don't know how permanent permanent marker really is in this use, so I won't be cleaning it with glass cleaner. Obviously, you'll want to hang it when you're finished :) The tissue paper won't be needed once it's up on the wall, so you can remove that! Oh, pro tip: I wouldn't recommend this method with a large image. You can see in the larger letters here the marker lines. While I think an elephant in a nursery would be adorable, I don't think a large area would color well. The ink sits on the glass and will smear away if you're not careful or leave those lines. So yeah, there's that. Smaller areas of color :)

Oh, and if you use this method for the lyrics to "Barbie Girl," PLEASE share it with me *wink*